S2
E6 -
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
03 June, 1998South ParkHD
S2
E5 -
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.
27 May, 1998South ParkHD
S2
E4 -
Chickenlover
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can't read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
20 May, 1998South ParkHD
S2
E3 -
Ike's Wee Wee
Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
02 May, 1998South ParkHD
S0
E10 -
MADtv: South Parknuts
From and episode of MADtv. Charilie Brown crossed with South Park.
22 April, 1998South ParkHD
S2
E2 -
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric's background, who is his father? Where does he come from?
01 April, 1998South ParkHD
S2
E1 -
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus".
25 February, 1998South ParkHD
S1
E13 -
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
18 February, 1998South ParkHD
S1
E12 -
Mecha-Streisand
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.
11 February, 1998South ParkHD
S1
E11 -
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
04 February, 1998South ParkHD
S1
E10 -
Damien
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.
31 December, 1997South ParkHD
S0
E9 -
Countdown to 1998
The South Park cast counts down the seconds to 1998.
25 December, 1997South ParkHD
S0
E7 -
O Holy Night Music Video
Cartman sings his rendition of "O Holy Night".
25 December, 1997South ParkHD
S0
E8 -
O Little Town Of Bethlehem Music Video
Ned sings his rendition of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem".
17 December, 1997South ParkHD
S1
E9 -
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and he gets sent to a mental institute.
20 November, 1997South ParkHD
S0
E6 -
Jay Leno Comes To South Park
Jay Leno visits Mr. Garrison's class and discusses Thanksgiving with the kids.
19 November, 1997South ParkHD
S1
E8 -
Starvin' Marvin
The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.
15 November, 1997South ParkHD
S0
E5 -
The 1997 CableACE Awards
Eric, Stan, Kyle and Kenny present the award for Best Talk Show Series.
29 October, 1997South ParkHD
S1
E7 -
Pinkeye
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire sauce occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
17 September, 1997South ParkHD
S1
E6 -
Death
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
